John Salmon, Esq.
Professional Background
- Lifelong Captain of the Crawdaddy
- Sous-chef under the tutelage of Dr. Mabuse the Gambler (see Dr. Delicious)
- Head Chef at Bubba Gump Shrimp (19 days)
Areas of Practice
- Providence, Rhode Island (current)
- Cape Cod (banned)
- Fresno, California
Education
None